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The Truth About Health and Eating Habits

Mon Jun 1, 2009, 1:58 PM
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.



...sorry, didnt mean to offend anyone who speaks English or is American... XD
i just found this on the internet and i thought its hilarious.
enjoy...

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  • Current Residence: Bratislava
  • Interests: art, history of art, anime, manga, books...
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  • Favourite game: Heroes of Might and Magic
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~Yumiko-hana Nov 6, 2009, 3:37:09 PM
awooo ^o^ ja som taka rada ze si si ma tu nasla xD bo ten minuly nick som sa na nneho akosi nevedela dostat xD ^o^
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=Riona-la-crevette Nov 14, 2008, 2:32:29 AM
* 85 Deviations
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Anyway, how are you ? Are you still alive ?

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Mood: Love ~LadyTsunade Aug 11, 2008, 9:28:07 AM
:iconrudeboyskunkplz::iconrudeboyskunkplz2::iconrudeboyskunkplz3: on my Naruto-Pokemon drawing!
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~Jancurka Aug 11, 2008, 11:31:23 AM
oh, you are very welcome! ;) it was a pleasure...
btw, nice smiley face :D
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~Dangeroushot Aug 7, 2008, 9:29:05 AM
Nice stuff

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~Jancurka Aug 9, 2008, 1:57:05 AM
thank you very much :)

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~Jancurka Aug 2, 2008, 1:36:34 PM
u r very welcome!! ^^
it is apways a pleasure!!

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~volckening Jul 14, 2008, 3:28:45 PM
Your gallery is inspiring, keep creating no matter what anyone tells you! Thanks for the watch!

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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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